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Now
there are some naked women's wrestling DVDs out
there that feature hardcore action behind the scenes.
Here, what you get is a little bit of foot fetish
and domination fetish and a whole lot of naked wrestling,
paid for by the folks at Golden Palace, the Vegas
casino outfit that once paid Brittney Skye to run
out towards Jim Furyk topless at the US Open.
One wrestler, the Princess Of Pain, drags her assistant,
the man-slave in the ring by a leash and wearing
black leather underpants.
Princess fights Sptney Beers, who is what you would
expect and enters the ring sucking a big lollipop.
A large group of men stand by ringside cheering
on the action as these girls go through the type
of match you'd see Lita or Trish Stratus do on Monday
Night Raw. The commentary is spot on, sometimes
funny, and if you like naked women rolling around
spanking and grappling each other, this is for you.
I couldn't believe this was serious, but the quality
was pretty good and the female wrestlers were somewhat
skilled. And true to wrestling roots, Spitney loses
her match when Princess of Pain gets a foreign object,
a chain, from her man-slave, who distracts the ref
while Princess knocks the silly out of Spitney.
But Spitney wins on a DQ.
There are black Beyonce look-a-likes, locker room
scuffles, tag team matches and plenty of sponsor
references and lots of booty shaking. It concludes
with a world championship match, which is won by,
well, I can't give it away, right?
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