*Episode 2*
King Howard talks about his reviews
Sam Kinison
David Brenner talks to a critic
Billy West - Frank Sinatra Alzheimer skit
Monkey drinks Snapple
Stuttering John interviews Roy Scheider & Joey Ramone
News of Mrs Salaam & Central Park Rape trial, Lucy Try-outs
Lie Detector - Did Howard Stern slip Jessica Hahn the tongue?
Joe Walsh & Sam Kinison - Desparado

*Episode 3*
Roseanne Barr sings National Anthem parody
Sternac
Richard Simmons (Tape parodies) with Rosemarie & Michael
Billy West - Ed McMahon star search parody
Young MC & Amy Lyn
Amy Lyn stripping
News of Roseanne Barr & Tom Arnold & Bush signs disable law
Stuttering John interviews Paul Harvey & Mrs. Edgar Bergen
Felix Cavallari - I Been Lonely too Long, Young Rascals medley
Live commercial: Bo Knows

*Episode 4*
George Steinbrenner parody
Women wrestling
Billy West & Sukreet Gabiel - Sadaam Hussein parody
Pat Cooper
Billy West - Leona Helmsley Parody
News with Pat Cooper of Tawna Brawley & Al Sharpton, Man saves Gorilla, Golf Ball licking
Live commercial: Sitars
Stuttering John & Doctor Joyce Brothers
Stuttering John interviews Dick Clark & John Amos
Moody Blues - Tuesday Afternoon
Moody Blues with Sukreet Gabel dancing

*Episode 5*
Billy West - Larry Fine parody
Live commercial: Nutri/system - Old pics of Howard & Robin, blowflute
Hidden camera on Kimberly Taylor (Penthouse Pet)
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - Blow smokes through his eye
Billy West - Father Bruce Ritter parody
Dartman
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch - Sandi Corn & Kimberly Taylor
Boy Gary wears wedding veil
Stuttering John interviews Tom Landry & Ted Williams
Live commercial: Nutri/System - Larry Fine and sheep
Bill Young - Necklace through his nose
Glenn Notice - Sucks up popcorn

*Episode 6*
Howard & Robin biological clock parody of Maury Povich & Connie Chung
Fred Norris parody - Internal Affair
Boy Gary wears an arab face veil
Lisa Sliwa
Elliot Gould - Barbra Striesand impersonator
Live commercial: Snapple - Hawaiian Hula dancers
Howard & Robin & Elliot & Lisa
Fred Norris parody - JFK Jr, Babes & Books
News of South Africa
Drug spray
Curtis Mayfield
Stuttering John interviews Ted Williams, Margot Kidder, Phil Donahue
Ronnie Spector (Poor Connie Chung, Be my Baby)

*Episode 7*
Billy West - George Bush
Gary in beekeepers hat
Gilbert Dice Godfrey
Live commercial: Nutri/System with harp
David Dinkins school of Speech (Ted the Janitor, Fred Norris, Billy West)
Gay Jaffee Cohen - Gay comedian
Live commercial: Brothers P-Touch III
George Bush (Billy West) plays golfs with the Ramones
Ramones interview
Live commercial: Snapple
News - Bush (including Billy West sportsman parody)
Tom Grooms interviews Wash DC citizens about Marion Berry
Stuttering John interviews Melanie Griffith
Cowsills (Howard Stern Show Song, Hair)

*Episode 8*
Billy West - Leona Helmsley (That's Entertainment)
Gary wears a knight helmet
Stuttering John interviews Z.Z. Topp
Billy West - Kitty Dukakis - sober hills
Howard Stern makeover (ski clothes)
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III backed by Accordian
News - Arab community on Iraq
Leona Helsmley sings "God Bless America"
Paula Abdul nose surgery
Sinead O'Connor
Live commercial: Snapple
Penn Gillete - pea trick
Nutri/system - Penn Gillete & Jackie Martling play the accordian
Tattooing
Morty Ghandi - Indian comedian
Stuttering John interviews Sue Simmons (WNBC-TV anchor), Marc Christian (sued Rock Hudson), Judy Carne, Michael Musto
Kid & Play (Kid & Play rap)

*Episode 9*
Billy West - David Dinkens (US Tennis Open)
Howard Stern as Larry King
Gary wears a diving helmet
Billy West - Bob Hope - Don't Shoot Me I'm 86
News - Jay Leno wants to entertain in the Persian Gulf, Paintball
Brother P-Touch III - Monkey with the organ grinde
News - MTV awards - Arsenio Hall, Motley Crue, Sinead O'Connor, Susan Day, David Cassidy, Janet Jackson, Madonna
Live commercial: Snapple
Iggy Pop (I Wanna be your Dog)
Nutri/System commerial
Angie Bowie, Mai Pang & Tony Visconti
Stuttering John tries interview Eddie Murphy

*Episode 10*
Howard Stern ad Elvis Presley
Gary wears a Bazooka Joe turtleneck
Stuttering John interviews Morton Downey
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III with pan flute
Live commercial: Nutri/System
Judy Carne
News - Robin's earring
Interviews NYers by the Port Authority
Larry King & Miss Pennsylvania - Marla Wynne
Darryl Strawberry's haircuts

*Episode 11*
Howard Stern as Casey Kasem, Fred Norris as Jeanne Kasem (Top 10 Arabs)
Gary wears a paperbag
News - Sadaam Hussein target, Indians vs Canadian Army
Live commercial: P-Touch III - guy playing a saw
News - Leona Helmsley, US govt takes over the Mustang Ranch
Live commercial: Snapple
Joe Piscapo
Live commercial: Nutri/System
Eddie Murphy parody (pop out eyes)
Joe Piscapo & Kimberly Driscol
Larry Holmes (Raps)

*Episode 12*
Cindy Adams & Jennifer Valope on 9BP
Gary wears a lampshade
Promos
Brother P-Touch III - man playing washboard
Sally Kirkland
Kadeem Haddison
Reshowing of Stuttering John interview with Morton Downey Jr
Stuttering John interviews Dhali Lama & Richard Gere
Stuttering John interviews Connie Chung
Papa John Phillips (California Dreamin', Monday Monday, Kocamo, Elegant Jew)

*Episode 14*
Jennifer Valope & Reg Wells
Gary wears 125x helmet - Gumblocker 2000
Billy West - Dinkins Escape From NY parody
Live commercial: Snapple
Linda Blair
Nutri/System
Sexorcist
Live commercial: Brother Fax
Boy Gary at Strawberry Fields (David Peel)

*Episode 15*
Gary wears an irigation helmet
Judy Tenuta
Live commercial: Brother Fax (Topsy Curvey)
Grossanne at Home
News - Howard Stern eats cat food
2 Live crew obsenity
David Dinkins - Headboard
Live commercial: Brother Fax
News - Get out and Vote (Madonna)
Rev Al Sharpton - new hairdos
Nadia Comanche
Stuttering John interviews Liz Smith (Al Roker)

*Episode 16*
Dan Forman's Trick or Treat scene
Shantay Fernandez Day Care Center (locked kid in the car)
Gary is locked in a car trunk
Bob Geldolf
King Janitor (Ted the Janitor)
Bob Geldolf is locked in a car trunk & sings The End of the World
Live commercial: Snapple
News - St Irene the crying painting
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III
News - Dan Forman crying picture
Evander Hollyfield beats Buster Douglas
Cincinatti Reds sweep World Series (Chris Sabo & Rob Dibble)
Nutri/System
Celestine (no arms or legs) feeds herself
Spokesmodel vote
Celestine plays the organ

*Episode 17*
Cast goes trick or treating teaser
Ray Stern critiques Howard Stern's speech at his neice Sharon's bat mitzvah
Snapple - spokesmodel Donna
Joan Rivers & Ray Stern
Brother P-Touch III
Joan Rivers & Howard Stern on hidden camera
Howard Stern goes trick or treating
Live commercial: K-Rock
Howard Stern continues trick or treating

*Episode 18*
Yearbook pictures teaser
Howard Rosenberg (reviewer) shrine
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch III (Spokesmodel: Sandra)
Yearbook pictures
Plotting how to handle Vanna White
Live commercial: Snapple
Vanna White on Satelite (Robin plays Kristy McNichol, Fred plays Bruce Willis)
News - Magician dies buried alive, Roseanne Barr pictures
Live commercial: K-ROCK
Stuttering John interviews Justine Bateman

*Episode 20*
House Party Show
Live commercial: Brother Fax
Howard chooses the girls to be hypnotized
Pilgrim (Dan Forman) chases turkey (Gary)
Tour of the house (lesbians, massage room)
Live commercial: K-Rock - massage room
Dr King hypnotizes
Lesbians
Enuff Znuff - Nowhere Man, New Thing
Howard's shaved belly
Live commercial: Snapple
Sammy Davis Jr impersonator
Becky the mental patient as Cher
*Episode 21*
Howard's shaved belly
Spokesmodel Ronnie's breast implants
Live commercial: Brother Fax with piano
Ted & Joan Kennedy (both played by Howard Stern)
Live commercial: Snapple
Madonna's "Kiss Me Paris"
Live commercial: K-Rock
Lesbian Love Connection
Marla Wynne (Miss Pennsylvania-America 1991) - Ventroloquism

*Episode 22*
The Milli Vanilli Story (Howard Stern, Fred Norris & Dan Forman)
Live commercial: Snapple
Dick Cavett
Decency Debate - Dick Cavett moderates between Howard & a lady who complained about him to the FCC
Live commercial: K-Rock
Live commercial: Brother Fax
Stuttering John interviews the cast of Lost in Space

*Episode 23*
Celebrity Bowling Show
Frank Stallone (Xmas parody-Howard the Big Nose DJ)
Howard bowls a strike
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lisa Costella
Young M.C. & Pat Cooper discuss Milli Vanilli
Gary dresses as a raindeer
Live commercial: Brother Fax
Young M.C. & Pat Cooper bowl
Grandpa Al Lewis
Tyrone Frasier
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - Blow smokes through his eye
Marilyn Michaels
Frank Stallone & Jessica Hahn
Lloyd Lindsay & George Lindsay Young
Mark & Joey Ramones
Live commercial: DAT's Incredible
Father Bruce Ritter (Billy West)
Young M.C. & Pat Cooper bowl
Frank Stallone & Jessica Hahn bowl
Howard sings his Christmas song

*Episode 24*
A Night at the Movies with Howard
Run-DMC
Gary goes on camera by accident
Spokesmodel Pamela Rains
Live commercial: Snapple
News - Mayor Dinkin's sweating, AIDS commercial Jackie Stallone & boyfriend Jack, Frank Stallone
Live commercial: Ultimate VISA
Stuttering John interviews Tony Bennett, Tiny Tim, Leona Helmsley, Helen Gurley Brown, Jackie Mason, Imelda Marcos, Joan Rivers, Neil Sedaka, Bess Myerson, Sidney Biddle Barrows, Liz Smith, Regis Philbin, Donald Trump, Marla Maples
Howard Stern Birthday cake

*Episode 25*
Howard Stern Gulf War Update with Fred the Elephant Boy
News - war update sand box
Gas mask
Barbara Bush (Billy West), sports woman
Spokesmodel Pamela Rains & her boyfriend Ferg
Rev Al Sharpton hospital visit (Mary Murphy-WCBS-TV News)
Rev Al Sharpton hospital visit parody (Ted "the Janitor" Green)
Super Bowl Party auditions - Fat Sal, Pig Vomit, Mike Gange, Wayne Segal, Neil Drake, Towncar Jack, Ronnie Munn the Limo Driver, Scott Salem the Engineer, Rocky Cleaver
Live commercial: Brother Fax
Super Bowl Party auditions - Tony O, The Girls
Live commercial: Snapple
Super Bowl Party auditions - The Girls

*Episode 26*
This is a Life?
Johnny Mendola (neighbor)
Mr. Chestnut (Gym teacher)
Ray Stern (mother)
Jerry Dickowitz, Margie Sickle (Electric Comic Book)
Ben Stern (father)
Rita Karasack (Boston U girlfriend)
Ellen Dunn (sister)
Ann Whitehead (girlfriend)
Live commercial: Snapple
Hank Senate (Boston U radio)
Live commercial: Brother Fax
Dee Snyder (Twisted Sister)
Live commercial: NY Giant Superbowl Coin
Allison Stern (wife)

*Episode 27*
Spokesmodel: Girls of the 5th Bikini Open
The Mayor with X-Ray Eye
Gulf War Update - Howard Yankoff Press Conference
Howard's appearance on the Joan Rivers Show
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch
Howard shines NY Giant Leonard Marshall's shoes & kisses his butt
Gary picks his nose
Live commercial: Snapple
Live commercial: NY Giant Superbowl Coin
Don with Teretz vs stuttering John
Stuttering John interviews Bernadette Peters
Don with Teretz interviews porn stars (Scott Baker), Henny Youngman, Lou Jacobi

*Episode 28*
Bernadette Peters at the Grammies
Spokesmodel: Angela (does the opening credit)
Howard visits 9BP
Live commercial: Snapple
Sinead O'Connor employment opportunity parody
Live commercial: Beatle Coin
Swinger's Dating Game
Lloyd Lindsay Young
Swinger's Dating Game continues
Live commercial: Crash and Burn Rock Videotape
Swinger's Dating Game continues

*Episode 29*
General Howard Yankoff
1-800-52-Stern - Crucified by the FCC
Howard Stern horse race
Spokesmodel: Chelsea
Live commercial: Snapple - twisters
Howard Stern horse race continues
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch
Howard Stern on 9BP
Live commercial: Crash and Burn Rock Videotape
Chrissie Hynde with Zsa Zsa Gabor (Marilyn Michaels)
Live commercial: Beatle Coin
Swingers Hookup

*Episode 30*
Please Don't Call Me Ba Ba Booey
Barbie-Booey doll
Awakenings Parody
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch
Out of the Closet Stern interviews Meat Loaf
Live commercial: Dennis Adams You Auto Swap Auction
Don with Teretz vs Stuttering John results
Stuttering John interviews George Foster, Pete Rose

*Episode 31*
N.B.T.&A. Basketball Game
Howard gets a massage
Russ introduces Nils, Howard, the Cheerleaders & Baba Booey
Game predictions - Jerry Seinfield, Al Sharpton, Judy Tenuda, Joe Franklin Nils & Howard preparation tape (Harlem Globetrotters)
Baba Booey as the Metaluna Alien
Lloyd & George Lindsay Young & Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Columbia University Marching Band
Aja sings the national anthem, the coin toss
Game Predictions - Geraldo Rivera, Gilbert Gottfried, Curtis & Lisa Sliwa and Sandi Korn
1st half Nils-12 Howard-4
Live commercial: Snapple
Half-time (bikini fantasy)
Robin interviews Lloyd & George Lindsay Young
Postgame wrap-up - 1-800-52-STERN Live comercial
2nd half - final Nils-34 Howard-4
Brother printer Live comercial
Nils Lofgren sings "Sticks & Stones"

*Episode 32*
Live commercial: Karen (spokesmodel) - Indianapolis 500 coin
Superbowl party massage
N.B.T.&A. Cheerleaders
Gary picking ear wax
Brother printer Live comercial
Stuttering John picking up hookers
Live commercial: Snapple
Female Feud - hookers vs call girls & transexual
1-800-52-STERN Live comercial

*Episode 33*
Stuttering John tries to interview Madonna
Madonna Truth or Dare parody
Stuttering John interviews Tommy Lasorda
Live commercial: Heather Hunter - Snapple
Live commerical: British Knight
Sandi Korn & Suzy the Transexual
Brother printer Live comercial
Rock n Roll Fantasy makeover - Lisa
1-800-52-STERN Live comercial
"If I Close my Eyes Forever" - Lisa & Howard
"Wild Thing" - Robin & Howard

*Episode 34*
Howard Stern Salutes the Heroes of Desert Storm
Bob Hopeless
Boy Gary as the Statue of Liberty
Penthouse Pets - Giselle & Brandy
Howard Stern tours McGuirre AFB with Penthouse Pets- Amy Lynn Baxter & Susan
Joe Piscopo & Kimberly Driscoll
General Larry Fine
Live commercial: Snapple
Judy Tenuta
Brother printer Live commercial
1-800-52-STERN Live commercial
"Lets See Robin's Mammaries" - Robin & Howard

*Episode 35*
Stuttering John interviews Roy Scheider
Howard does a Bob Hopeless monologue for Bob Hope
Howard interviews Bob Hope
Howard & Robin interview Dr. Ruth
Live commercial: Snapple
Sex Talk with Dr Ruth - analyzes Howard & Allison Stern
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch
What's My Secret with Arlene Francis, Kitty Carlisle Hart & Robin Quivers

*Episode 36*
Defending Your Show: Howard dies during nose surgery. In heaven he is asked to defend his show
Howard Stern's celebrity impersonations
Richard Simmons, Ray Stern
Live commercial: Snapple - court stenographer Chesty Love
Celebrities
Spokesmodels
Stuttering John
Live commercial: Brother P Touch 3
Game shows

*Episode 37*
Demi Moore Vanity Fair cover parody
Judge Clarence Thomas parody
Howard interviews Audrey Landers
Live commercial: Snapple with a pregnant spokesmodel
Bill Paxton & Judd Nelson
Live commercial: Brother P Touch 3
1-800-52-STERN Live commercial
Deney Terrio interview & karaoke
Stuttering John interviews Marsha Mason, Keith Hernandez, Jim Bouton, Pia Lindstrom

*Episode 38*
Mistress Phlegm
Carol Alt
Live commercial: Brother P Touch 3
Live commercial: Members Only - Dusty Busty
Herve Villechez
Live commercial: Terminator 2 coin
Pee-wee's Play With Yourself Playhouse
Live commercial: Snapple
Cowboy Spike & Joie
Baby Kevin, Rosemary and James the Human rug
Crucified by the FCC commercial
The rubber suit

*Episode 39*
Rick Dies & Johnnie B on the Noose
Kevin and Stuttering John
Crucified by the FCC commercial
Tony Bennett & his son Danny-Tony sketches Howard, advertises his CDs
New producer John Lollos
Refused Show: Sid Caesar, Mori Amsterdam, Traci Lords
Spokesmodel - Anyssa "The Oriental Spanking Girl"
Snapple Commercial
Stuttering John interviews Cher, Arsenio Hall & Sylvester Stallone
Brother Fax Commercial
Out of the Closet Stern with Todd Bridges
Letters (Aja, Chesty Love)
*Episode 40*
Lori Loughlin & John Stamos
The Boom microphone
Stuttering John interviews (Duff (Guns 'n Roses), Sally Jesse Rafael)
Spokesmodel: Kayla Cleavage - Snapple commercial
Howard Stern as Larry King with John Stamos, Amy Lynn Baxter & Paula Abdul
Crown Heights Jeopardy - (Chaim Goldwasser (Dan Forman?), Officer Roger Drewel, Chill & Tyrone Fraizer)
Crucified by the FCC commercial
Refused Show: Phyllis Diller, Gabe Kaplan, J.J. Walker
Letters - Madonna, Sexy pose of Robin

*Episode 41*
Happy & Peppy entrance
Jackie Martling's toes
Boom mike interference
Brother P-Touch commercial
Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee (Star Trek Coin)
Tina Yothers
Refused show: Don Adams, Abe Vigoda, Justine Bateman
You Bet Your Ass with Howcho (Wizard of Oz skit)
Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee & husband (Snapple)
Stuttering John interviews (Mary Tyler Moore, Ed Asner)
Spokesmodel: Hyapatia Lee (Crucified by the FCC)
Halloween Show promo
Letters - Female Feud (Ray Combs), amateurish, swinging dating game

*Episode 42*
Stuttering John interviews Ed Begley Jr
Gary Dell'Abate's MTV screen test
Gary cuts his hair
Snapple commercial
Spokesmodels - Morell Twins (Brother P Touch)
Justice Clarence Thomas parody with Robert Vaughn
Stuttering John interviews Robert Vaughn
Lesbian Dating Game # 2
House Party promo
Refused Show: Heavy D, Ray Walston, Redd Foxx
Crucified by the FCC

*Episode 43*
Who does Gary Dell'Abate look like
Entrance with Dan Forman masks
Butch Lust kisses a rat, Bikini girl, Ukraine wood carver, Elvis
Spokesmodel: Sandi Korn pop quiz (Snapple Commercial)
Bikini Girl, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach (eats his hair)
Spokesmodel: Sandi Korn pop quiz (Brother P Touch)
House Party promo
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach & his father, Rapper, Albino, fat stripper, Teeth remover
Stuttering John interviews Larry King
Spokesmodel: Sandi Korn pop quiz (Fortunoff)
The $20.00 Pyramid - Chuck Norris & Nancy Poznack vs Shadoe Stevens & Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Stuttering John interviews Chuck Norris & Shadoe Stevens
Refused Show: George Burns, Oliver North, Dick Sargent
Howard & Robin addresses the crowd

*Episode 44*
Stuttering John interviews Oliver North
Niteline with Robin and David Duke
House Party promo
Spokesmodel Tempest (Brother Fax commercial)
Stevie Star (Eats objects)
Spokesmodel Tempest (Snapple commercial)
Trick or Treat with Howard (Dan Forman masks)
Spokesmodel Tempest (Fortunoff commercial)
Refused Show: Chad Lowe, Artie Johnson, Billy Dee Williams
Lesbian Love Connection
Crucified by the FCC

*Episode 45*
Helen Stern Show - Tula and her mother
Dr. Kerkorkian "Dr Death" (Billy West)
Spokesmodel Dixie Dynamite (Brother P Touch commercial)
Stuttering John interviews Dixie Dynamite
Spokesmodel Dixie Dynamite (Fortunoff commercial)
Spokesmodel of the Year Contest
1-Valerie (36D), 2-Chelsea (33B), 3-Sandy (34D), 4-Donna (36D), 5-Pamela (42D), 6-J.J. (36D), 7-Lisa (34B), 8-Lisa (34C), 9-Anyssa (34A), 10-Veronica (36C), 11-Dina (36C)
Introduction of the Judges - Lloyd Lindsey Young, Tula & Mason Reese
Spokesmodel Amy Lynn Baxter (Snapple commercial)
Robin with Lloyd Lindsey Young
Talent portion
Robin gives some statistics
Robin with Tula
Spokesmodel Amy Lynn Baxter (2, 4, 5, 7, 8 & 9 eliminated)
Howard Stern with the judges
Spokesmodel photo shoot and personality question
Stuttering John interviews Pamela (#5)
Miss Congeniality (Lisa Costello #7) (Crucified by the FCC commercial)
Gary Dell'Abate on horseback
#10 Veronica Rudolph removes her top for $500
#10 Veronica Rudolph wins Spokesmodel of the Year

*Episode 46*
Meeting the hosts - Throwing Bowling Balls at a car
Lesbians, Belly Dancer
"Heaven's Away" - Mund
Body painting
Chain sawing through the floor
Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Fortunoff commercial)
Dr. King hypnotizes a guy to come on to Gary
Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Snapple)
Games - Bobbing for tampons, putting condoms on bananas, hot dog game
Spokesmodel of the Year Veronica (Brother power note)
Crucified by the FCC commercial
Vinnie DiMico eats worms
Girls remove their bikinis

*Episode 47*
Howard and Robin sing around the piano
Fred, Jackie and Gary visits
The Girls visits
Snapple commercial
Stuttering John visits
Homeless Guy makeover (Augustus)
Augustus visits plays Lets Make a Bum Deal
Brother powernote commercial
Cheech & Chong visit (Christmas Story)
Cheech & Chong roll joints
Fortunoff commercial
Happy Holidays - Stevie Starr, Spokesmodel Veronica, Becky & Heather
Mark Berglass visits
Mark Berglass runs the meeting
Crucified by the FCC commercial
Santa brings Fred a bachelor party with Allison
Live commercial: Wiz/Operation Live
Production number

*Episode 48*
Ben & Ray Stern show video of Howard's childhood (marionette show)
Toasts to Howard - Richard Simmons (in wig), Doug Bady (Muscular Dystrophy person), Geraldo Rivera, Pat Cooper
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lesley
Toasts to Howard - Maury Povich, Fred the Elephant Boy, Augusto (homeless man), Kenneth Keith Kallenback, Henny Youngman
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Lesley
Toasts to Howard - Richard Lewis, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jackie Martling, Gary Dell'abate, Stuttering John, Larry King, Sandra Bernhard, Marc Berglass, Alison Stern, Howard Stern
Fred Norris sings "Do You Believe this Bozo"

*Episode 49*
Breast eruption
Deney Terrio's (Gary) suit against Merv Griffin (Howard)
Deney Terrio and his ex-girlfriend Patsy Folkerson
Howard becomes #1 in NY radio - Jill Brooks & Geraldo Rivera
Live commercial: P-Touch
Head Injury Club for Men (Gary Bussey, Fred the Elephant Boy, Quenton the Stutterer, Kenneth Keith Kalenback)
Live commercial: Snapple
Super Hero School - Adam West (Lady Chatterly's Lover), Fartman
Stuttering John interviews - Barbara Walter, Connie Chung & Maury Povich
Not on Howard Stern -Steven Seagal, George Hamilton & Werner Klemperer
Stuttering John interviews - Connie Chung & Maury Povich, Dan Rather & Mike Wallace

*Episode 50*
Howard auditions women to play Uhura in Star Trek sketch, because Nichelle Nichols cancels
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Laura Fodor
Stern Trek - Uhuru's Final Mission
Black Folk with White Features - Howard Washington Stern & Sabrina LeBeauf, Ted the Janitor, Jeannie L'Que, Kessler
Live commercial: P-Touch with spokesmodel Laura Fodor
Not on Howard Stern - Richard Kline, Dana Plato, James Doohan
Couldn't Get into College Bowl with Marcus Absent Sandi Korn, kid (Jessica Lico), Kenneth Keith Kalenback
Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED
Couldn't Get into College Bowl (continues)
Can't show stuttering John interviewing James Brown because of time

*Episode 51*
Stuttering John interviews Gennifer Flowers
Ralph Cirella's character make up
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lisa Ann
Live commercial: Rock Video Girls 2
Dr. Stern's Amazing Sexual Discoveries - Dr Ricardo Samatier on penis enlargement, Dr E Douglas Whitehead
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch
Refused Show: Jennie Garth, Josh Saviano, Bill Cosby
Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED
Larry King (Howard Stern) Show - Tawny Kitaen, Sally Kirkland, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen)
Tawny Kitaen Dating Game - Fred the Elephant Boy, Quenton the Stutterer & Kessler the little person

*Episode 52* Superbowl girls - Teresa, Nicole, Zorina (64FF), Carmen, Israeli Girls rub down Howard, Fred, Jackie, Gary & Ronnie the limo driver Brian Genesse
Refused show - Richard Dawson, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Dolly Parton
Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis
Howard Stern talks to the audience - Don Rocco drives spike into nose, spokesmodel Wendy Lewis eats live lobsters
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis
Howard continues to talk to audience - Kurt Engels makes fart sounds, Susan Muldowney (Underdog Lady), Stuttering John (Planet of the Apes dance), Black Elvis, Black Tony Bennett (Ted the Janitor), Michael Lawrence (Jeffrey Dahmer toys), more Underdog Lady
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Wendy Lewis
Howard continues to talk to audience - Bruce Lenny, Chip will eat anything (eats for from Gary's mouth),Michael Blakeman (Russian comedian), pig activist
Stuttering John interviews Underdog lady

*Episode 53*
People talk to Stern continues - Mita dances, Todd eats glass
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Melissa
People talk to Stern continues - Mark Brown (obsessive compulsive)
Write to get on Stern show
Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Melissa
Ralph's berry (puppet)
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Melissa
Who's got the Cancer bags - Lita Ford, Robin Quivers, Zorina (64FF)

*Episode 54*
Howard as Elvis, Al Rosenberg as Elvis' mother
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Nicole
Stuttering John interviews Brian Wilson, Barbara Eden, Valeria Harper, Lee Iacocca, Sharon Gless
Live commercial: Brother fax with spokesmodel Nicole
Homeless Howiewood Squares - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris
Live commercial: NJ Public Auto Auction with spokesmodel Nicole

*Episode 55*
Elvis stamp
Homeless Howiewood Squares 2 - Daniel Carver (KKK), Underdog Lady, David Peel, Jaye P Morgan, Teresa Glover, Vinny D'Mico, Gene Rayburn, Lesbian Square (Jean Nat & Keisha), Mark Harris
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lorna
Homeless Howiewood Squares continues
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Lorna
Homeless Howiewood Squares continues
Phony commercial for 1-900
Homeless Howiewood Squares continues
Live commercial: TRY-A-BED with spokesmodel Lorna
Stuttering John interviews Daniel Carver, Teresa Glover & Mark Harris
Write to get on Stern show
Refused Show: Alan Alda, Kenny Rogers, Peter Fonda, Chevy Chase
Walking Daniel Carver to his car

*Episode 56*
Henry Hill interviewed by Dr. Stanley Charles (Fred Norris), & Woman whose husband killed by Hill (Al Rosenberg)
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Diana
Henry Hill continues (reveal prank)
El Show de las Secaucus - Howard Sterno & Menudo
Live commercial: Try-A-Bed with spokesmodel Diana
Howard interviews Martha Quinn
From Here to Eternity
Stuttering John interviews Warren Beatty & Annette Bening, Marlo Thomas & Gloria Steinem
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Diana

*Episode 57*
Twinight Zone - Stuttering John & Howard exchange roles
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Missy
Diane Welsh & Don the Security Guard talk about swimsuit issue
Try-outs - Boobsie Twins, Santana, Barbi, blonde mother, Ralph Cirella, Taxi, Milli & Lilli, Red head, Devon, lip licker, Eschelle
Live commercial: Brother Fax with entire crew
Photo shoot - Barbi in dressing room, Milli & Lilli in the bathroom
Live commercial: NJ Public Auto Auction with entire crew
Photo shoot - Devon in frozen tundra, Eschelle in the jungle
Live commercial: 1-800-TRY-A-BED with entire crew
Final cut - Devon wins

*Episode 58*
Alexander Michael presents Howard's replacement - Russ Salzberg Show Monologue, Erin Moran
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Diane D'Nato
Queen for Today - Erin Moran, Billy Gray, Lauren Chapin, Erin discloses she was raped by a family member
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Diane D'Nato
Queen for Today continues - Erin discloses raped by family member, Lauren Chapin wins
Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Diane D'Nato & talent coordinator Ellen Linder
Stern's People Court - Lady and the Tramps - Judge Howard Butensky Ann Julian vs. Howard Stern for mocking the homeless Howard wins, also seen Letha Weapons as court stenographer
Stuttering John Llewelyn interviews Ann Julian

*Episode 59*
America's Really Wanted
Mark Harris tours his and Martha Ray's home with Caesar Romero, Rose Marie, Ruth Webb, Martin Martin
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Teresa Lynn
You Asked Us For It - Jack Often (Howard), Laurie D'Raffel sings, Michelle & Don Martelle lesbian fantasy with Becky Wreck
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Teresa Lynn
Lesbian From Here to Eternity - Michelle & Becky Wreck
Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Teresa Lynn
Stuttering John interviews at the St. Patrick's Gay Parade
Refused show: Howard Cosell, Jane Fonda, Frank Sinatra
Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS

*Episode 60*
Stuttering John interviews Bea Arthur
Howard interviews Bill Darling who took his show off WNPL Naples Fla.
Live commercial: Snapple with Fred as Howard with spokesmodel Naomi
Bill Darling interview continues with Williana Morgan and Johnny Dee, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen), Honey Melons, Jean Nat
Club Howie - Right Said Howie (I'm too Sexy)
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Namoi Seso
Club Howie - Corey Feldman - Drug scramble board
Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Namoi
Write to the Stern Show
Club Howie - Corey Feldman sings What's Up with the Youth
Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with crew
Phony Ad - 1-900 girls
Refused Show: Bob Costas, Buddy Hackett & Elizabeth Taylor
Stuttering John interviews Jerry Brown

*Episode 61*
Howard Stern's Tribute to Breasts - Barbie's breasts, breast in art, foreign names, stuttering John interviews, Reese & Spink guess who's breast, Jessica Hahn
Live commercial: Snapple
Breast tribute continues - Dr. Kalmar examines Al Rosenberg's breast, proving all breasts are different, Sally Kirkland
Live commercial: Brother Fax with Bra Bra Booey (pixs of Gary)
Breast continues - Tino Trevino bra fashion show, breast in cartoons
Removing bra with 1 hand - Ashley Bust - Fred Norris, Zorina Dreams - Gary Dell'Abate, Stacy Stacks - John Martling , Jaye P Morgan
Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with stuttering John
Breast continues - Angel Lee rings bell with breasts, Zorina uses breasts as a backboard, Marilyn (A-cup), Cindy (B-cup)
Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with crew with Al Rosenberg
Breast continues - Davey Jones picks best breasts - Angel, Cindy, Zorina, ?, Laura, Devon - picks Cindy & Laura
Breasts Feed The World - Michael Spinks, Mason Reese, Ramones, Kessler, Lloyd Lindsay Young, Uncle Floyd, John Melendez, Baba Booey, Jackie Martling, Angel Lee, B Cups

*Episode 62*
Howard interviews Larry Linville
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Crystal Hall
C*A*S*H - Larry Linville & Hawk Nose (Howard), Don the Security Guard (Klinger)
Stuttering John interviews Morgan Fairchild, Paulie Shore, Bruce Springsteen, Chris Rock, Magic Johnson, Rick Dees, Betty White
Refused show: Burt Reynolds, Kristy McNichols, Ivana Trump
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Crystal Hall
Lesbian Love Connection - Michelle Martelle & Becky Wreck
Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Crystal Hall
Lesbian Love Connection continues
Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with spokesmodel Crystal Hall
Not show Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
Stern's People Court revisited with Letha Weapons (66HH) & birthday cake for Gary

*Episode 63*
4 girls in raincoats
Fred the Elephant Boy, Kessler & Ellen Linder play a prank on Zsa Zsa
Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with spokesmodel Vanessa
Last Tonight Show - Ed McMahon (Al Rosenberg), Johnny (Howard), Doc (Dan Foreman)
Live commercial: Snapple with Dan Foreman
Last Tonight Show continues - Sternac, Jody Carstern, Zsa Zsa Gabor
Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Vanessa
Stuttering John interviews Walter Cronkite, Chevy Chase
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Vanessa
Girls in raincoats strip - Trina, Letha Weapons

*Episode 64*
Howard interviews Jake LaMotta
Al the Jew's odds
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Phyllis Osimado
Thoughts - Michael Olajide, Michael Spinks, Dan King (Dan Forman)
Sumo Chicken Wrestling - Tempest & Jackie beat Tanya & Al
Frank Stallone spars with Big Pete
Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Phyllis
Geraldo spars - Johnny Dee
Round card girl try outs - # 4 of 6 wins
Amy vs. Tammy
Lesbian oil wrestling - Tammy pins Amy, Quenton the Stutter-announcer
Howard learns to box from Tyrone Frazier
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Phyllis
Howard joins Len Berman to call the fight
Michael Buffer - Lets get ready to rumble - ring announcer
Arthur McCanty - referee
Stallone unanimously decision over Rivera in scheduled 3 rounds raised $10,200 for charity

*Episode 65*
Mark Harris welcomes Sandi Korn, Don Juechter (security guard), Letha Weapons, Denise Miller (Kielbasa Queen), Kenneth Keith Kallenback, Fred the Elephant Boy, Quenton the Stutterer, Veronica Rudolph (spokesmodel of the year), Underdog Lady, Kessler Raymond, Becky Wreck, Heather (femme lesbian), Michelle & Don Martelle, Dan Forman, Gary Dell'Abate, Gene Rayburn, Jerry Vale, Andrew "Dice" Clay
1st Annual Sphinctie Awards hosted by Howard Stern
Gene Rayburn explains the Sphinctie Awards
Most Outstanding Performance in a game show -Daniel Carver beats Magdela DeJesus & Sandi Korn
Most talented spokesmodel - Wendy Lewis
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Maria
Most Humilating Way in using a staff performer other than Dan Forman -Marc Berglass beats Ellen Lindor, Gary Dell'abate & Jackie
Dan Forman's Best performance -Baby Jesus beats Danbe the Genie, Pilgrim & Halloween viking
Live commercial: DIAL-A-MATTRESS with spokesmodel Maria
Best topless appearance-Veronica Rudolph beats Devon (34D), Cheryl Baker, Leetha Weapons (66HH) & Al Rosenberg (52C)
Most racist segment -Ted the Janitor beats Fred the Elephant Boy & Doug the Dwarf
Jerry Vale introduces the accounting firm of Haskin & Cleaver
Most embarrassing body part on a cast member -Howard's butt beats Howard's stomach, Jackie's stomach, Ralph's front tooth & Gary's teeth
Best use of a person with an infliction - Kenneth Keith Kallenback
Live commercial: NJ Auto Public Auction with spokesmodel Maria
Best original choreography -Underdog Lady beats Tempest, Stern's Kennedy Peepee Dance
Lifetime cleavage award - Robin Quivers
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Maria
Best lesbian kiss -Becky Wreck & Michelle beat Heather & Kate Boone, Denise & Ronnie, Felicia Gold & Angel Valentine, Jean Nat & Keisha
Bon Jovi presents best Stuttering John respondent-Imelda Marcos beats Ted Williams & Joey Adams-Jimmy Augustino accepts
Andrew "Dice" Clay as Max Cady - speech against Arsenio Hall

*Episode 66*
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Tempest
Kevin McMahon prowling for hookers
Hooker Howiewood Squares - Silver & Erotica, Barbi, Lesbians (Heather & Felicia Gold), Kathy, Peaches & Shakiyla, Red, Jim & Jane Madam , Daisy Do-It, Mistress Victoria & Slave Pooch , Contestants - Susan Olsen & Mike Lookinland
Live commercial: Dial-a-Mattress with spokesmodel Tempest
Hooker Howiewood Squares continues - Susan Olsen wins 1st game
Refused show: George Burns, Eric Clapton, Jonathan Winters
Hooker Howiewood Squares continues - Susan Olsen wins 2nd game-Susan Olsen removes Tempest's chastity belt
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Tempest
Live commercial: Wiz - Panasonic Cellular Phone with spokesmodel Stacy
Stuttering John interviews John Forsythe, Isabel Sanford

*Episode 67*
Howard reads faxes
Dr. Judy Kuriansky - Japan's Penis Festival
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Lynette
Name that Tuna - Guess the non-lesbian - Robin, Michele Monroe (porn star) & Ann Marie (lesbian uses name Bruce) question Kelly, Ashley & Lauren
Live commercial: Brother Fax with spokesmodel Lynette
Name that Tuna continues - Kelly is the Heterosexual
Live commercial: Dial-a-Mattress with spokesmodel Lynette
Stuttering John interviews Penny Marshall, Chevy Chase, Sigourney Weaver, Glenn Close, Michael J Fox, Paul Simon, Diane Sawyer, Art Garfunkel, Liza Minnelli
Live commercial: Wiz - Panasonic Handicam with spokesmodel Elana; Elana kisses Kevin McMahon
Howard interviews Dawn Wells & Bob Denver
Gag Again's Island - Gilligan (Bob Denver), Ginger (Howard), Mary Ann (Dawn Wells), Skipper (Security Guard Don), monkey (Gary), Prof (Fred), Mr. Howell (Al Rosenberg), Mrs. Howell (Jackie)

*Episode 68*
Robin plays mystery guest with Howard - his camp girlfriend Judy
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Maryann Levinson
Hooker Price is Right - Mike Antangelo, Mark Basiano & Fred Berry; Howard as Bob Barker, super model Mathila; Hooker Iris game won by Fred Berry also wins pricing game; Anthony Galufuri is next contestant; Hooker Miss B game won by Mike
Live commercial: Dial-a-mattress with spokesmodel Maryann Levinson
Hooker Price is Right Showcase - Mike beats Fred Berry
Live commercial: P-Touch with spokesmodel Maryann Levinson
Howard interviews Stacy Galina
Live commercial: Wiz - Panasonic CD player with spokesmodel Rachel; Spokesmodel Rachel hugs Ellen Lindor
Sterny Dancing - Johnny Vaselino (Howard), Johnny's partner (Crystal Hall), Max (Al Rosenberg), Father (Fred Norris), Scaby (Stacy Galina), comedian (Jackie Martling), baby Danby (Dan Forman)

*Episode 69*
Sternlywed Game - Stuttering John & Karen Harris vs. Howard & Alison Stern vs. Dan & Robin Forman vs. Fred Norris & Allison; host is Robin Eubanks
Live commercial: Wiz - Kenwood CD system with spokesmodel
Live commercial: Snapple with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers
Things that didn't make it on the show - Clarence Thomas song, Robin Quivers tribute song to Howard, Blind man's blind date, Black Jeopardy
Live commercial: Dial-a-mattress with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers
Things that didn't make it on the show - Handicap defeat the clock, Chauncey stretches tongue, Kevin's ET encounter
Live commercial: Brother P-Touch with spokesmodel Bonnie Bauers
Things that didn't make it on the show - Draw Dan contest, Underdog Lady at home, Hidden camera on Dan, Jackie's toenails
Phony promo - Stern Claymation - not shown in NYC